I was in no way prepared for what Digg and Gizmodo exposed me to this morning. I was minding my own business, trolling the Intarwebz like a Blue Whale hunting for krill and I came across this picture. It would be a severe understatement to say that I am fascinated, disturbed and intrigued all at once.

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I took an inventory of this picture and what looked severely bizzare at first blush dives off the deep end upon closer inspection:

• A bare-bellied ingenue in schoolgirl regalia is attached to some kind of tube coming out of her navel.
  
• The tube is going into a... um, NO CLUE, but it appears to have a large sphincter on one side and is dripping out a pile of green goo beneath it.
• Then there's the Yellow Furry Of Indeterminate Origins burning a hole into the back of the head of Tuxedo Shirt Boy with his intent gaze
• Let's not forget the afore-mentioned guy with the spit curl, tuxedo top, Mister Burns hand gesture with... um, Garanimals/Underoos underpants on?
• Plus there's a WWII-era turntable replica on the floor minding its own business.

This scenario was planned in some kind of meeting, it was orchestrated, executed, photographed and considered enough of a success to post it on the Series of Tubes.

Clearly, I have a boring job.